~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Look at that porkchop just smiling away.
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Sham circa May 06, still considerably overweight.
sham thinks he looks cute in this pic, i'll set up a poll so you can vote on in someday.
Sham wants you....
to bring him a sandwich.
"FEED ME, FUCK ME, THEN SHUT THE HELL UP" - immortal words of J.S.
shamrock out on his big night off, all slimmed up, probably because of the stripes, and hang'n around big boys.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ol'feeding time at the zoo
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Does anyone else rember sham wearing this pinky ring for the year that he claims?~~ Is melissa playing games on her phone here?
haley: are you still going out with mary?
sham: i'm doing whatever it is that will get you to stop talking to me.
Sham and an unattractive shot girl ~~~~~~~~~Sham's lucky lemon
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a little too close to my cousin, the only one he can have is gene~~~~Sham's ex-hootchie, hootching it up.
Sham enjoying a nice drink. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Doing some nice tailoring.
la d-z-hoe's
sham sez no, for once.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~can't say no to pie though.
George Carlin w/ me, thanks to the hootchie?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ the latrine?
nice dance moves.
a nice coat rack
SHAM's TALE OF V-Day
SHAM BEGINS HIS V-day adventures by picking up the only two girl in Liars.
The Action Moves to the Equally Dead McMonkeyz and Sham makes a succussful play on
one of the bi-atchiest girls i know.
SHAM, Still At McMonkeyz, gets caught up in his Number getting streak and
blindingly hits on the next (girl?) he sees.
SHAM ends the rousing night with a little somethin' at quote.
on the local seen with morawic look'n cute and goes home w/ a exotic cutie.
Sham with gene's love sherpa, whatever her real name is.
Who's that hiding behind a woefully small item
Sham at the casino buffet? who would have guessed?
Sham and Mary? um no.
Sham and Mary? um no.
Sham and Mary? um no.
Is there a lil spark between Autumn and Sham? um no.
Sham and Mary? um no.
Sham is always work'n on some kinda of man on man on girl action.
Here's the basic technique.
1) Lasso a girl.
2) Investigate and Offer Alcohol.
3) Lasso up a guy.
4) Offer him alcohol.
5) well, that's as far as he ever gets. more steps pending.
Shamcock after a typical poker game.
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